In the unlikely event that you encounter a mountain lion head-on, remember to "be large" and "shout." I apologize, what? That's the excellent advice this sign is providing in the unlikely event that you come across a harmful animal.

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In addition to their brief counsel, remember to take up kids "without bending" and to keep them near. Though I think I would just leave if I were in this situation, I'll make sure to take this advice into consideration.